This entry should be called: Don't Ignore The Sings.
1. We met online, clicked and started texting. He was a stand up comedian, which sounded promising since I am hilarious myself. Then he called me, and after we chatted for a bit, I knew we wouldn't workout. Knowing after one 5 minute call, there's your sign.
2. But, being new to the dating scene, I thought it rude to cancel so we meet at Greenlake (which obviously means I was in workout gear). Workout gear on the first date, there's your sign.
3. Upon seeing him I realized he was in the friend zone right away, yet we still walked and talked. Friend zone in minute zero, there's your sign.
4. He bought me fro-yo, told me I was pretty, but was pretty offended when I said, 'you know, for a stand up comedian, you're not very funny.' Offended by the truth, there's your sign.
5. When he went to kiss me goodnight, I started laughing uncontrollably and couldn't stop because I just kept thinking WTF. Kissing = WTF, there's your sign.
5. When he went to kiss me goodnight, I started laughing uncontrollably and couldn't stop because I just kept thinking WTF. Kissing = WTF, there's your sign.
6. Obviously we hung out a few more times (#uneventful, #notfunny, #yourenotmissinganything) as friends because he clearly couldn't resist my charm. We eventually stopped talking... Well, I eventually stopped returning his texts because they only contained emoticons of ghosts. Contacting someone like me in this situation, there's your sign.
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